One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly.
Grown/Groan by k.p.k
There are so many things I regret in my eighteen years of living. One of them is my senior quote.
ellen page is a tiny apologetic menswear elf and laverne cox is a statuesque queen lifting her award in benediction
This looks like the most amazing prom picture ever.
this looks like the fairy godessmother has arrived to tell genderqueer cinderella that they can go to the ball afterall…
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
this is the best twitter account ever
Hah! Yes, this takes me back.
My first year of teaching, I had recess duty with the K-2 set. My favorite moment (in retrospect) was the time one of the K kids came racing up to me, crying, and yelled, “Miss Alex, Miss Alex! *gasp* My BUTT is sick!”
Kid had diarrhea somethin’ fierce. :-/
I’m laughing so hard because “Catch a brand new episode you can’t see online or anywhere else” has literally been their catchphrase in all the promos this season what are they gonna say now like “Hey kids we were just messin with you log on to nick.com to see a brand new Korra that you can’t see on your TV or anywhere else!”
Give a dog a coupon, and it uses it one time. Teach a dog to cut coupons and….
ps. Meet Milly, the newest member of the wolf pack :)
*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
every time I see this it gets reblogged
Lesbian Jewish-Hindu Wedding
This is both gorgeous and adorable.
The caption delights me.
The level of cuteness in this needs to stop.
I like the modern and traditional dresses together, that’s so cool!
THIS IS TRULY THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE <3
I will forever need Indian ladies getting married to other ladies on my dash <3