When your teacher tells you that “this won’t be on the test, but it’s good to know”

its-high-school:

me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or

kanyewestvirginia:

i want to get a job in a 50s diner where you have wear skates instead of normal shoes and when i quit ill throw my apron off and be like rollerskates the fuck out of here

mintblondie:

it doesn’t matter if you love him

or capital H A M

radbutt:

can we take a minute to reflect on akon’s full name